You reach out your hand and Robby hands you the cigarette. Placing it in your mouth, you inhale deeply, and begin to cough. Pepe` laughs and Zeke punches him on the arm.
“What do you think?” asks Robby
“It is awful,” you say. “But I love it.”
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Soon you are smoking three packs a day, and listening to Toby Keith. When you turn sixteen you drop out of school and take a job washing dishes at Denny’s. You don’t make much money, and what you do make you spend on cigarettes. One day during a smoke break you meet a girl named Tina, she smokes more than you, and within two months you are married. The two of you have seven children, all of whom learn to smoke before they can read, and after the last one is born Tina leaves you for the lead singer of a Poison cover band. The state comes and takes your children away, and you die of lung cancer at the age of thirty.
THE END
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Dang it!
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