The Onion produces some razors-edge satire, but I like them best when the topic isn't so topical.
Take, for instance, this one.
Although neither Grandma Sarah nor Uncle Brian has visited the house since, 3-year-old Rebecca said she knows that Daddy will be back soon, because she has a ballet recital next week, and Daddy promised he would be there to watch her.My hope is there's a special place in heaven for The Onion writers, but that hope might be slightly liberal in salvation theology.
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That's completely depressing. My smile feels like it's being squeezed through a screen door--but there definitely is one (a smile, I mean, but not a screen door so much).
This hit me like a 9/11 joke told on 9/12
yeah...how freakin sad and depressing! Geeze jordan, now i have to go kill myself.
great comment susan. that made me laugh.
@ Susan Isaacs
Damn, never visit b3ta in that case...
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