The Kansas
City Star reported a woman sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years. Yes: sat on the crapper for two years. Which is better than crapping on the sofa for two years, but still ... It begs all sorts of questions. Like, did she have a book she couldn't put down? What kind of snacks did the BF pass under the door? Fruit leather? Who ever thought War and Peace could be considered appropriate bathroom reading ...
It got me wondering of the Burnside Readers. What would be good enough to keep you in a bathroom for two years? What supplies would you need? Okay besides Charmin and Febreeze... I'm sure Aaron Donley has some ideas ...
12.3.08
Woman Sits on John For Two Years
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So what exactly were the charges? Loitering, dumping...failure to flush?
And did you notice that the cop's name is Mr. Whipple? Isn't that the old Charmin spokesman?
In a lone paragraph, the Kansas City Star said this about the boyfriend, "The house had another bathroom he could use."
This is one newspaper that reports the facts.
A replenishing supply of grey matter.
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